Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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