dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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