I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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