Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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