tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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