FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
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All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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