umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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