So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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