Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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