just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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