Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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