Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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