Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It's just like the Real World with babies
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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