Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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