when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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