he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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