Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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