I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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