I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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