i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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