No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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