And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
