no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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