I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
We have so much sex to catch up on
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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