I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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