They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
