Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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