o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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