have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I think my moral compass just broke
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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