Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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