absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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