Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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