would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Randomize
