I must be too annoying 4 u.
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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