he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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