There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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