But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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