If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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