Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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