Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
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Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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