Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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