You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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