she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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