i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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