I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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