yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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