I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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