That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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