He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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