cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
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