yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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