she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I think a kid would responsible me up
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I have feelings that need drinking.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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