It's Friday. Sex?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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