ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
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I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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