Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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