I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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