All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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